And Finally
Mighty Mississippi
'I fell in love with a Mexican Girl' - However I didn't realise until the very last moment that El Paso Texas was Transvestite City'
'Mary stopped the car, she had been speeding whilst giving me a lift back to the motel,and the police car stopped behind us. She grabbed her hanbag from the seat between us got out of the and slammed the door leaving me with head in hands but she had left the gearstick in reverse instead of park and after only seconds and picking up revs our car ploughed back into the police car'